deafdogdesigns@gmail.com
Great reasons to buy from us:
-
30 Day Exchange Policy
Due to the nature of drop shipping, we do not accept returns. We will offer exchanges if you’re merchandise is damaged. -
Fast Shipping
we do the best we can to get your new purchases to you quickly! -
Secure Checkout
SSL Protected Checkout & Strongly Secure for Payments -
Quality
We strive to carry quality products. Your happiness is important to us.
Soft, silly, and a little bit savage — this lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky illustration of a grumpy dog in a unicorn horn and the line “If I were a unicorn I would stab you with my horn.” It’s a wearable inside joke for anyone who loves quirky humor and low-key attitude. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels comfortable all day, the ribbed crew neck stays in shape, and the smooth print sits flat on the fabric so the design reads crisp and bold. Wear it while running errands, hanging out with friends, or layered under a jacket for a casual night out — it’s for people who prefer humor with a little bite.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG prints for vivid, durable artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and complies with safety standards; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG prints for vivid, durable artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and complies with safety standards; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
Description
Soft, silly, and a little bit savage — this lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky illustration of a grumpy dog in a unicorn horn and the line “If I were a unicorn I would stab you with my horn.” It’s a wearable inside joke for anyone who loves quirky humor and low-key attitude. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels comfortable all day, the ribbed crew neck stays in shape, and the smooth print sits flat on the fabric so the design reads crisp and bold. Wear it while running errands, hanging out with friends, or layered under a jacket for a casual night out — it’s for people who prefer humor with a little bite.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG prints for vivid, durable artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and complies with safety standards; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight (153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG prints for vivid, durable artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and complies with safety standards; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Shipping
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
Reviews
Item Added to Your Cart
Customers also bought...
Item Added to Your Cart
Customers also bought...
![North Pole Brewing Co. Unisex Lightweight Comfort Colors Crewneck Sweatshirt - Cozy Holiday Sweatshirt, Christmas Gift, Winter Apparel, Casual Wear, [...]](http://deafdogdesigns.shop/cdn/shop/files/12978224128927882463_2048_400x.jpg?v=1761688409)
Item Added to Your Cart
Customers also bought...
Item Added to Your Cart
Customers also bought...
Item Added to Your Cart
Customers also bought...
![Do What Makes You Happy Tee | Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Shirt, Positive Vibes Shirt, Gift for Friends, Uplifting Apparel, Casual [...]](http://deafdogdesigns.shop/cdn/shop/files/18318184429365549463_2048_400x.jpg?v=1757628526)
Item Added to Your Cart
Customers also bought...
Item Added to Your Cart
Customers also bought...
Related Products
3
visitors right now
3
visitors have this item in their cart right now
3
people have bought this item
3
% of people buy 2 or more